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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Business is the salt of life."
Business
"You are very harsh.''I have seen the world."
Reality
"How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted."
Family
"One great use of words is to hide our thoughts."
Thought
"Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe."
Faith
"It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love."
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"Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes."
Earth
"The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day, and of doing good once in a year."
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"It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one."
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"Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool."
Fool
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