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"Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him."
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"Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him."
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"When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27."
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"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
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"Why would I cry over a boy? I would never waste my tears on a boy. Why waste your tears on someone who makes you cry?"
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"Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me."
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"Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him."
Tears
"Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!"
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"Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly."
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"I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens."
Suicide
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