"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

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"I pretty much ignored politics all through my 20's and 30's... I had other things on my mind... the band, finding a meaningful relationship, getting enough money to eat and pay the rent."

Mark Edwards, American Celebrity

Money, Politics, Mind, Pretty

"Second, we're spending a huge amount of money on technology so that everyone can check out laptops and portable phones. We're spending more money to write our existing information into databases or onto CD-ROM."

Jay Chiat, American Businessman

Money, Technology, Information

"Lack of money is the root of all evil."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Money, Evil

"We would take a little bit of money out of a huge increase in ballistic missile defense and put it in a place where it will do a lot of good, namely, in targeted pay increases to our enlisted personnel, particularly our NCOs and our junior warrant officers."

John Spratt, American Politician

Money, Defense, Will

"Opposites may attract, but I wouldn't put my money on a relationship of financial opposites."

Suze Orman, American Author

Money, Financial, May, Opposites

"If borrowing and spending all this money led to more jobs than we would be at full employment already."

Paul Ryan, American Politician

Money, Borrowing, Jobs

"Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief s."

William Blake, English Poet

Money, People, Cause, Miser

"I have been very lucky to find something I am good at and can make money at... Playing with Bruce was the embodiment of everything that a little kid could dream about."

Max Weinberg, American Musician

Money, Dream

"Earned money brings you security, borrowed money gets you slavery."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

Money, Security, Slavery, Life

"If I feel strongly, I say it. I know I can do more good by being vocal than by staying quiet. I'd have a whole lot more money if I lied, but I wouldn't enjoy spending it."

Martina Navratilova, American Athlete

Money, Being, Quiet

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"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

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"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

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"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."

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"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."

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"I pretty much ignored politics all through my 20's and 30's... I had other things on my mind... the band, finding a meaningful relationship, getting enough money to eat and pay the rent."

"Second, we're spending a huge amount of money on technology so that everyone can check out laptops and portable phones. We're spending more money to write our existing information into databases or onto CD-ROM."

"Lack of money is the root of all evil."

"We would take a little bit of money out of a huge increase in ballistic missile defense and put it in a place where it will do a lot of good, namely, in targeted pay increases to our enlisted personnel, particularly our NCOs and our junior warrant officers."

"Opposites may attract, but I wouldn't put my money on a relationship of financial opposites."

"If borrowing and spending all this money led to more jobs than we would be at full employment already."

"Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief s."

"I have been very lucky to find something I am good at and can make money at... Playing with Bruce was the embodiment of everything that a little kid could dream about."

"Earned money brings you security, borrowed money gets you slavery."

"If I feel strongly, I say it. I know I can do more good by being vocal than by staying quiet. I'd have a whole lot more money if I lied, but I wouldn't enjoy spending it."

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"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

"The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last."

"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."

"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."

"A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended."

"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."

"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."

"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."