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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations."
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"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."
Houses
"Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."
Hope
"A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much."
Economy
"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."
Habit
"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."
Character
"The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last."
Wealth
"A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended."
Relationship
"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
Lie
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
Money
"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."
Science
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