"Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity."

Humor, Peace, Serenity, Healing

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

Anthony Liccione, American Author

Humor, Trust, Mistake, Learning

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

Michael Bassey Johnson, Nigerian Philosopher

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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

C. JoyBell C., American Author

Humor, Self, Life, Joy

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

Richelle Mead, American Author

Humor, Dance, Sex, Judgment

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Humor, Weight, Warning, Technology

"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

Humor, Marriage, Change, Responsibility, Life

"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist

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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."

Charles Bukowski, American Author

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"Giving without expectation leads to receiving without limitation."

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"Integrity and blame can never be friends."

Integrity, Blame, Truth, Character

"The fear of being alone is a great obstacle to attracting the relationship that is right for you."

Relationship, Fear, Self, Love

"Unsolicited advice is usually more about the needs of the giver than the receiver."

Communication, Advice, Needs, Motivational, Help

"When I feel threatened, vulnerable, or insecure, whether it from simply walking into a room of unknown people, meeting someone for the first time, an unexpected or expected confrontation, or doing something new, I affirm in my mind (over and over): There is no danger, there is no threat. From there, the discomfort lessens and I become open for discovery and adventure."

Fear, Mindset, Affirmation, Confidence

"Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative."

Health, Medicine, Diet, Life

"Making a decision based on fear is like painting a self-portrait of someone else."

Decision, Fear, Identity, Authenticity

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."

"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."

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"Giving without expectation leads to receiving without limitation."

"Integrity and blame can never be friends."

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"If your comfort zone is misery, it's time to get uncomfortable."

"A healthy attitude is contagious, let others catch it."

"When we procrastinate, we also put a hold on happiness."

"Unsolicited advice is usually more about the needs of the giver than the receiver."

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