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"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."
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"Miranda raised her eyebrows. Apparently she hadn't figured me for a country music fan. I liked her for that."
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"Music reveals the deepest beauty of the soul."
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"Music fills the void between the heart and soul and connects them in heavenly delights."
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"I listen to music constantly while writing."
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"Music heard so deeplyThat it is not heard at all, butyou are the musicWhile the music lasts."
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"Music is the song of eternal love which touches the soul and fills us with joy."
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"I think there is a song out there to describe just about any situation."
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"Music is the language of the universe, which everyone, including all animals, can understand."
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"Tax not so bad a voice to slander music any more than once."
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"Music is the primordial language of life. That is why we love it so much. Actually every animal can hear and understand music better than we do."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."
Music

"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
Hair

"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
Weather

"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
Girlfriend

"Do you know it was a year a ago today?"
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"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."
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"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
Boss

"A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock."
Opportunity

"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
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