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"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."
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"To get fruits from the tree branches, shake them with hands; to get fruits from men, shake them with clever ideas!"
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"Followers, followers. Sometimes, with some things, it's best to keep your tally down."
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