"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."

Influence, Humor, Admiration, Comedy

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"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."

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"To demonstrate kingdom principle is to show powerful influence."

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"If the image of God takes his proper position in society, then many will want to come to God."

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"I'm definitely more influenced by European writers than I am by American writers, there's no doubt about that."

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"Our purpose as believers is to make impact wherever we find ourselves."

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"Energy is contagious and infectious and whether it is the good kind or the bad kind-other people feel it."

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"Every writer is a writer of the generation before."

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"The greatest goal is to be a God-carrier in your sphere of life."

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"Anything we are preaching to people is what they become."

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"If the pulpit begins to propagate a faulty or erroneous value system, it ends up captivating the whole country, in no time like a cancer spreading throughout the body."

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"Children get used to the thought of their fate depends on powerful parents deciding everything in their life."

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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."

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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

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