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Steven Wright

"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."

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"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."

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"By becoming the embodiment of His will, we make God real in the world."

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"Our attitude to others dictates God's attitude to us."

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"Those whom you spend most of your time with, and the voices you allow to influence your thoughts, play a significant part in who you become and the future you have."

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