"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."

Influence, Humor, Admiration, Comedy

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"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."

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"Promoting what you don't like, invites more of it to your doorstep. Beat the right drum."

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"Good tells us that our agenda is the agenda of the person next to us."

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"Your relevance in an environment may be determined by your acts there."

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"A bad media creates a bad world and a good media makes the world good. The day all forms of media will stop functioning, we shall get a good understanding of the real meaning, value and impact of the media."

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"Sharing your passion with others will not only enlighten them to your dedication and commitment, it can enable you to garner their participation, collaboration, cooperation, and endorsement."

Susan C. Young, American Author

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"In a roundabout way, Boba Fett created Pearl Jam."

Chuck Klosterman, American Critic

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"People leave imprints on our lives, shaping who we become in much the same way that a symbol is pressed into the page of a book to tell you who it comes from. Dogs, however, leave paw prints on our lives and our souls, which are as unique as fingerprints in every way."

Ashly Lorenzana, American Writer

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"If someone talks bad about us, we feel bad. If someone talks good about us we feel good. The question is ,Have we given our remote to others for the way we feel?Live your life in your way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Who and what you affiliate your life around will likely determine who you'll become."

Jonathan Anthony Burkett, American Author

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"Your friends can be double-edged knife thy can either nurture you or destroy you. Choose them Wisely......"

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"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Humor

"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."

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"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

Comedy

"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."

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"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

Science

"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"

Reflection

"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

Failure

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."

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"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?"

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