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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
God
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Politicians
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
Life
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Humor
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Work
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
Wisdom
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
Health
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Health
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
God
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"That most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man"."
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"The world system is employment."
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Personal Development
"Police officers are poorly paid for a very stressful job that has them in very high powered radio frequency (RF) fields and in a daily environment that may result in them being assaulted, maimed or killed."
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Personal Development
"A butler supplies food to nourish your body, but a writer nourishes your mind through writing."
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Personal Development
"Do not be weary to make money."
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Personal Development
"My favourite all-time work of fiction: Lord of the Rings. My favourite all-time nonfiction book: Guns, Germs, and Steel. Ask me again next week, you'll get a different answer."
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"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."
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"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."
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Personal Development
"Next to us is not the workman whom we have hired, with whom we love so well to talk, but the workman whose work we are."
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"Be robust enough to work more than a robot!"
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Personal Development
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