top of page
Exlpore more Funny quotes

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
Explore more quotes by Peter Ustinov

"Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them."

"Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much."

"I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first."

"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."

"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."
bottom of page