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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

"I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies."

"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"
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"By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door."

"Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus."

"I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world."

"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first."

"Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes and perhaps the intelligent mistakes are the worst, because so much careful thought has gone into them."
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