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"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
"After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny."
"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."
"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."
"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."
Explore more quotes by Peter Ustinov
"I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal."
"People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom."
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
"Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus."
"A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally."
"I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first."
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