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"I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss."

"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

"A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport."

"Boston is a moral and intellectual nursery always busy applying first principles to trifles."

"Bless you with the curse to remain busy always."

"You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry.""How do you make girls cry, exactly?"George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence."

"I think this goes more to the idea of 'relentless irony' than 'divine providence."
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"It was definitely a rare situation where a career had started and ended simultaneously on a very high note."

"There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself."

"Everyone's mind has sort of a slum division-a flirtatious spot that doesn't give a hoot about how grave a situation is but constantly endeavors to derail more earnest thoughts, almost like a death-wish backseat driver."

"I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly."

"Availability of knowledge is only next to prevalence of stupidity in its overwhelming abundance."

"People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy."
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