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"And it never even occurs to them their certainty that they are different is what makes them the same."
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"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."
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Personal Development

"If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story."
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"What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!"
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"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."
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"With the persistent loud voice, fool asks us to respect serenity."
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Personal Development

"There's stranger sex than sex with strangers."
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Personal Development

"Charlie whistled 'Amazing Grace' as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like 'Shout at the Devil' or 'Don't fear the Reaper'? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping."
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"Irony: When those who call others a 'threat to Christianity' reject the crucial tenets of their own faith themselves."
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"I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?"
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"Like a deep sad noteplayed beneath the oceanwaving through the orbthe memories of youthe bittersweet echoesinfixed forever in my heart."
Memory

"A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it."
Matrimony

"A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments."
Aesthetics

"Writing a story is like going on a date-you will spoil it if you aren't living in the moment."
Creativity

"Cliches are the viruses that infect your writing with diseases."
Writing

"As soon as anger knocks at one's door, wisdom prepares to leave."
Anger

"If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point!"
Provocation

"The art wouldn't complain if we leave her alone. Losing a touch with art, however, is losing a touch with our imagination."
Art

"A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes."
Humor

"There is no God for sure, else how could one justify terminal diseases in small kids?"
Philosophy
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