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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
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"Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone's right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional."
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"Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married."
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"A young man married is a man that's marred."
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"A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures, and one without must be among the most miserable, I think, the only true blessing of their lives that they don't know how poorly off they are."
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"I think that's one of the most difficult things in any marriage - in order to build anything, you must be together. You can't build anything over the telephone."
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"When she had first crossed the dry and dusty world which his mind inhabited she had been like a spring shower; in opening himself to it he had not been mistaken. He had gone wrong only in assuming that marriage, by itself, gave him either power or title to appropriate that freshness. As he now saw, one might as well have thought one could buy a sunset by buying the field from which one had seen it."
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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."
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"What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage."
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"What nonsense people talk about happy marriages!" exclaimed Lord Henry. " A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her."
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"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
Cure
"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
Order
"It's all in the mind, you know."
Mind
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
God
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Marriage
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
Thought
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Singing
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
Father
"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."
Right
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Money
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