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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
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"Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction."

"Husbands and wives, recognize that in marriage you have become one flesh. If you live for your private pleasure at the expense of your spouse, you are living against yourself and destroying your joy. But if you devote yourself with all your heart to the holy joy of your spouse, you will also be living for your joy and making a marriage after the image of Christ and His church."

"To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a 'righteous' form of prostitution."

"Truth be told, many couples spend more time planning the wedding and the honeymoon than they do preparing for the marriage."

"We are properly ready for marriage when we are strong enough to embrace a life of frustration."

"When you marry you marry the known and unknown man or woman."
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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."


"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
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