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"Money is sensual."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations."
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"Money is sensual."
Money
"The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent."
Business
"My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."
Mother
"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
Comedy
"It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."
Youth
"During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."
Funny
"Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances."
Money
"I loved the idea of touching base with an audience."
Idea
"I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years."
Years
"We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together."
People
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