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"My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?"
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"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog."
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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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"I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating."
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"I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly."
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"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."
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"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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"How did I get 'IT'? - By crying, begging, yelping! - Any of this helping?"
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"First rule of spirituality - thou shall not believe in your own bullshit."
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"People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self."
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"Fools follow foolishly their imaginary lookalikes as god. Such silly follies exist not. Seek 'What Is'. And is not."
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"There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you."
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"An educated man believing in a this-that vile sky-god rewarding him-her, but punishing your enemies with hell and fire, is uneducated."
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"Until you get it that in reality you, and the enemy you hate, are identically and inseparably 'One', of a single make, you're one big silly mistake."
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"The Only God left standing 'There' is Oneness and Unity of Everything. And not a fancied man-like god - yours or mine. Get 'IT'?"
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"My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?"
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"Oh yeah, "God is great!" Well, why an't you, mate?"
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