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Anonymous

"Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day like those of a baseball player."

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"Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day like those of a baseball player."

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"Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)' I thinks she's going to break my heart' On arrival of the girl' The flannel is fine honey,but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!"

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"Modern kitchen - where the pot calls the kettle chartreuse."

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"It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death."

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"So I am death' Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast.'This is death toast sweety."

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"Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?"

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"But to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?"

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"No matter where he went in the City, there was an odoriferous mix of food and vehicles, like the alchemic concoctions of some mad gourmet mechanic: Kung Pao Saab Turbo, Buick Skylark Carbonara, Sweet-and-Sour Metro Bus, Honda Bolognese with Burning Clutch Sauce."

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"Baz arched an elegant brow. "Are you going to snog the Humdrum-is that your plan? Because he's eleven. And he looks just like you. That's both vain and deviant, Snow, even for you."

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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."

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"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."

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"Living upon a basis of unsatisfied demands we were in a state of continual disturbance and frustration. Therefore no peace was to be had unless we could find a means of reducing these demands."
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"What a man believes he will die for. What a man merely thinks he will change his mind about."
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