"If you're not good, I'll burn your-'Yeah, I know. MeShack strolled to his bedroom. 'You'll burn my balls off."

Humor, Threat, Conflict, Power

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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

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"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."

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"Draw: For the most part, a draw occurs when it appears that neither side will win."

Balance

"Why let me heal when you'll just break me anyway?'Because breaking you is half the fun."

Pain

"His power sings to your blood. I witnessed your reaction to him just now. He'll be a king in a few years... And you'll be his queen."

Romance

"I'd been just like her, a youngster with something to say, a rebel through street art, leaving my mark on public buildings, to taunt the government and humor the public."

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"Ever since I drank your blood, my head has been crazy... I won't lie. The connection gives me a lot of power over you. I could read your thoughts and speak to you wherever I am, even several miles away."

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"And you're absolutely breathtaking."

Beauty

"Everyone nodded in silent agreement, and then one by onedisappeared into the castle's dark shadowswhere night met blackened airand creepy thingswhispered the most haunting words into the wind."

Fear

"I shoved his arm with all my strength, but it wouldn't budge. His waist rippled with sculpted muscles. His chest and shoulders bulged and spoke of great strength. It was one thing to assume he had a big frame, another to have it confirmed with the moon's light."

Strength

"I know you've been through an ordeal, but you don't want to start drowning yourself in liquor. You'll find that it's easy to do, but by the time you realize it could start to be a problem, you're already over that cliff."

Recovery

"Art isn't a means for income when it comes to Hex. He would do it if he was trapped on an island by himself or the richest man in the world. For him, art is like breathing. He just has to do it."

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