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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"We want better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them."
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"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
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"Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without."
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"The first duty to children is to make them happy. If you have not made them so, you have wronged them. No other good they may get can make up for that."
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"Still, most of those effects occur in the context of harmless play and it is patently obvious that children are not normally turned into aggressive little monsters by TV or video games, since most children do not become aggressive little monsters."
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"Where you raise your children isn't as important as how you raise your children."
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"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
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"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
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"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
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"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
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"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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