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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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"Still, most of those effects occur in the context of harmless play and it is patently obvious that children are not normally turned into aggressive little monsters by TV or video games, since most children do not become aggressive little monsters."
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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"One important reason to stay calm is that calm parents hear more. Low-key, accepting parents are the ones whose children keep talking."
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"There is no overt rivalry among our children."
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"We want better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them."
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"My biggest regret is that I didn't teach my two children how to speak Spanish."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
Country
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Humor
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
Day
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Luck
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Work
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
Children
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
American
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
Day
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Politicians
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
Graduation
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