"The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy."

Humor, Crazy, Perception, Difference, Mind

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"The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

John Green, American Author

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"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

Elle Lothlorien, American Novelist

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"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."

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"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."

Kiersten White, American Author

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"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

Albert Einstein, German Scientist

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"When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder," and her five year old wandered into the kitchen and said, "Sixty hamburgers?"

Sara Sheridan, Scottish Author

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"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

Shannon A. Thompson, American Author

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"I should curl up in a ball and cry. Instead i think about everything in the whole entire world that makes me angry - There is a lot, oh, there is a lot - and I start singing Justin Bieber at the top of my lungs."

Kiersten White, American Author

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"I don't know who tried to teach him what to do in the bedroom, but it must have been a furniture salesman."

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"Spread your happiness to others and let them spread theirs to you."

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"Stop throwing away days, weeks, months, and years by simply day-dreaming about what you wish your life would be."

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"Prayer is inward communication with yourself, action is outward conversation with God."

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"If they do it often, it isn't a mistake; it's just their behavior."

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"A mindset of gratitude lifts the veil of bitterness and allows you to see beauty and possibility."

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"Don't just dream of success, create a plan and act upon it! Your momentum creates the door upon which opportunity knocks."

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"Your dream is a visualized reflection of your potential and only YOU have the ability to bring it to life... you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality."

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"Boredom is restlessness of the soul. It is an internal message reminding you that you're better than the stagnancy you've settled for."

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"You cannot continue on the same path and arrive at a different destination. Make the choice to have your actions reflect your goals."

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