"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."

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"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."

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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

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"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."

Word

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."

Fun

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Wrong

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