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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."
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"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."
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"One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car."
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"Writers like teeth are divided into incisors and grinders."
Writing

"Dullness in matters of government is a good sign, and not a bad one - in particular, dullness in parliamentary government is a test of its excellence, an indication of its success."
Government

"It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations."
Courage

"Public opinion is a permeating influence, and it exacts obedience to itself; it requires us to drink other men's thoughts, to speak other men's words, to follow other men's habits."
Man

"No great work has ever been produced except after a long interval of still and musing meditation."
Work

"What impresses men is not mind, but the result of mind."
Man

"No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist."
Death

"Life is a school of probability."
Life

"The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be."
Mistake

"A family on the throne is an interesting idea. It brings down the pride of sovereignty to the level of petty life."
Family
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