"There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them."

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"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."

Germaine Greer, Australian Activist

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"I'm so disturbed when my women students behave as though they can only read women, or black students behave as though they can only read blacks, or white students behave as though they can only identify with a white writer."

bell hooks, American Critic

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"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."

Bill Maher, American Comedian

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"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."

Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

Woman, Women, Home

"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."

Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

Woman, Women, Kids

"Most urgently, women's identity must be premised upon our "beauty" so that we will remain vulnerable to outside approval, carrying the vital sensitive organ of self-esteem exposed to the air."

Naomi Wolf, American Author

Woman, Women, Approval, Identity, Self

"Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being."

Jane Austen, British Writer

Woman, Women, Being, Girls, Man

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy."

Erica Jong, American Novelist

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"This is an important book, the critic assumes, because it deals with war. This is an insignificant book because it deals with the feelings of women in a drawing-room."

Virginia Woolf, British Author

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"A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen."

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"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."

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"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."

"I'm so disturbed when my women students behave as though they can only read women, or black students behave as though they can only read blacks, or white students behave as though they can only identify with a white writer."

"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."

"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."

"Most urgently, women's identity must be premised upon our "beauty" so that we will remain vulnerable to outside approval, carrying the vital sensitive organ of self-esteem exposed to the air."

"Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being."

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy."

"This is an important book, the critic assumes, because it deals with war. This is an insignificant book because it deals with the feelings of women in a drawing-room."

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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."

"Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them."

"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."

"If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us."

"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."

"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed."

"A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen."

"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."

"After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school."