"There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them."

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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

Ovid, Roman Poet

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Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady

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Samuel Richardson, English Novelist

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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."

Honore De Balzac, French Novelist

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"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."

Sandra Bullock, American Actress

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Angelina Grimke, American Activist

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Torrie Wilson, American Celebrity

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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."

Gloria Steinem, American Activist

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"Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions."

Phyllis Schlafly, American Activist

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Kate Millett, American Activist

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"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."

"We Abolition Women are turning the world upside down."

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"There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."

"Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable."

"Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble."