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"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."
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"I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character."
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"I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week."
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"My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly."
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"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."
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"People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters."
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"Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour."
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"Shooting this one was kind of like a two month party, we would literally play music between takes, and other movies that were shooting on our lot would play hookey, come over and hang out and stuff. We had a great time."
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"I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic."
Love
"I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too."
Family
"I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales."
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"I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand."
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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
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"Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer."
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"The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down."
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"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
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"In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls."
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"Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer."
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"I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years."
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"I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have."
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