"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."

"I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too."

"Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer."

"Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is."

"Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer."