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"I got through college realizing business was repugnant."
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"Don't just be everywhere, be everywhere that your clients are, where you matter most."
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"Most of the luxuries and many of the so-called comforts of life are not only not indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind."
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"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
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"Everybody gets everything handed to them. The rich inherit it. I don't mean just inheritance of money. I mean what people take for granted among the middle and upper classes, which is nepotism, the old-boy network."
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"When it comes to getting a job or client, congruent value is aligning the employer's need with your value add."
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"Good managers don't set a goal to increase efficiency, but rather an implementation of business process improvements that result in higher efficiency as well."
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"If the reason of your sleeplessness is competition, then you will make a successful businessman."
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"The main business of religions is to purify, control, and restrain that excessive and exclusive taste for well-being which men acquire in times of equality."
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"Managers can use power, money or certain circumstances to achieve short-term results. However, motivation is crucial for achieving long-term results."
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"Corporate rule number 7, survival of the fittest spoon. Those who follow reach nowhere."
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"No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner."
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"I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material."
Love
"I think you can see that in the show. Music was my touchstone. Music is still much more important to me."
Music
"I don't really like comedy."
Comedy
"I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it."
People
"To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought."
Poetry
"Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy."
Funny
"I would rather be a security guard than a rock star."
Security
"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
Comedy
"Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done."
Heart
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