"How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.""How often do you receive new arrivals?""About as often as you beat your wife."

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"Please give me a single reason why I shouldn't hurl myself beneath the wheels of that bus."

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