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"You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car."
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"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

"People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy."

"But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house."

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."

"Yes, I did and a lot of my friends who are in the same program as I were very much supportive, and the most important thing they said to me is do not let this interfere with what you have to do in taking car of yourself. That was the most important thing."
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"Love them for who they are, and what they are they are; they are not you. Good stuff, isn't it? You have to live 73 years to get that."

"There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra."

"With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me."

"You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not."

"When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on."

"When I go, if there's a tombstone it will say, She doesn't give in. She doesn't give up. And she never takes no for an answer."
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