"Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible."

Irony, Time, Desire, Life

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"Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible."

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"Dear Lord, she said in a strangled whisper. "I can bear it for a while...but please don't let it hurt forever."

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"Some victories are merely defeat wearing the wrong clothing."

"It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively, that was merely an unintended side effect."

"If you see this guy drowning, do not stop him, it might be Peter trying to walk on water reaching Christ."

"Look innocent. Have hope. "Okay. "And remember "What? "Even O.J. Simpson was acquitted."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."

"I always think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians.So I'm never quite sure why we eat turkey like everybody else."

"Ha, ' I said. 'Oh, ha - ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?'One, ' said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell."

"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."

"Do you get the irony? Who is now talking about, who ain't serious? Oh, we gonna do that and that and that and that? Yeah, yeah You just wanna trick me one more time."

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"Dear Lord, she said in a strangled whisper. "I can bear it for a while...but please don't let it hurt forever."

"A couple of times in your life, it happens like that. You meet a stranger, and all you know is that you need to know everything about him."

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