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"Your wit makes others witty."
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"The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."
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"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."
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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you."
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"Great men may jest with saints 'tis wit in them But in the less foul profanation."
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"Look, he's winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike."
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"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."
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"And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment? "Of course I am, Lightsong said. "My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it? "Of course not, she agreed. "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic. "I am rather exceptional in that regard."
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"Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond."
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"His foe was folly and his weapon wit."
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"Your wit makes others witty."
Wit
"I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me: that's his."
Autocracy
"I like to praise and reward loudly, to blame quietly."
Blame
"For to tempt and to be tempted are things very nearly allied - whenever feeling has anything to do in the matter, no sooner is it excited than we have already gone vastly farther than we are aware of."
Emotional
"The more a man knows, the more he forgives."
Man
"Power without a nation's confidence is nothing."
Power
"Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30."
Love
"I am one of the people who love the why of things."
Love
"In politics a capable ruler must be guided by circumstances, conjectures and conjunctions."
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"I beg you take courage; the brave soul can mend even disaster."
Soul
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