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"Well, maybe it has to do with the fact that I was a complete Hitchcock fanatic from age 9."
Age
"When I get back from this book tour, I'm planning to learn the internet. Maybe I can hook up in cyberspace."
Internet
"I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers."
Humor
"I've always believed you can get closer to the truth by pretending not to speak it."
Truth
"For the most part, I have a very manageable celebrity. People recognize me from time to time, and they usually say very appreciative things. It affords me a great deal of pleasure."
Time
"I have always distrusted memoir. I tend to write my memoirs through my fiction. It's easier to get to the truth by not claiming that you are speaking it. Some things can be said in fiction that can never be said in memoir."
Truth
"Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun."
Love
"I believe very firmly that gay people of every stripe and age should be role models for all children, and that means interacting with them."
Age
"I haven't lost faith in human nature and I haven't decided to be less compassionate to strangers."
Faith
"I know that when Terry and I were together, 10 years ago, he did not appreciate it when people would ask him what it is like being partnered with a celebrity. Precisely because it suggested that he had no value."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."
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