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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?"
Woman
"Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already."
Marriage
"He allowed us to choreograph the sex scenes."
Sex
"They're my favorite two words these days: Oscar reject."
Favorite
"I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times."
Sex
"People over 30 are interested in sex too, but they get real movies about it."
Movies
"It didn't rain today, so I didn't have to work. Why don't you have to sit around and wait until it rains?"
Work
"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."
Bed
"I've been in the bargain basement of the movie business."
Business
"I go to bed with men, not boys."
Men
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