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"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."
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"He has gone to the demnition bow-wows."
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"In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot."
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"To be invisible you shouldn't exist, first of all you should make everything that you are dead... second you are invisible. If you are dead it's not possible the thought to exist!"
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"I feel monotony and death to be almost the same."
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"Death seems to provide the minds of the Anglo-Saxon race with a greater fund of amusement than any other single subject."
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"Without health life is not life; it is only a state of langour and suffering - an image of death."
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"So," he asked. "How's death?""Hard," she said. "It just keeps going."
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"But he lay like a warrior taking his rest, with his martial cloak around him."
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"DEATH: "Mostly they aren't too keen to see me. They fear the sunless lands. But they enter your realm each night without fear."MORPHEUS: "And I am far more terrible than you, sister."
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"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
American
"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."
Being
"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
Office
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."
People
"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
Marriage
"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."
Global warming
"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."
Lying
"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."
Money
"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
Parenting
"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
Being
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