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"I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly console us for not being always twenty-five?"

"There is a story which is not being told strongly enough of the Afghan employees of the UN inside the country who are saving hundreds of thousands of lives everyday by their bravery and nobody talks of them."

"But, in fact, there is nothing that can bring you closer to fearlessness about everything else in the world than being a parent - because everyday fears - like not being approved of - pale by comparison to the fears you have about your children."

"I couldn't stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch - understand?"

"I take a lot of pride in being myself. I'm comfortable with who I am."

"Why hast thou made me born in this country, The inhabitant of which is satisfied with being a slave?"

"I've traveled more than any human being who's ever lived."
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"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."

"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."

"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."

"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."

"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."

"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."
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