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"I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating."
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"If you want to find the real competition, just look in the mirror. After awhile you'll see your rivals scrambling for second place."
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"Everything is a contest. All dealings among men are a contest in which some will succeed and others fail. And some are failing quite spectacularly."
"Deep inside, I was hoping I'd win: The competition was tough, but I learned from other's mistakes."
"Life can often be a competition and your greatest opponent is yourself."
"Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning."
"Of all human powers operating on the affairs of mankind, none is greater than that of competition."
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"Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!"
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"And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West."
"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland."
"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
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