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"Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork; other times, like a car accident."
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers."
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"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
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"Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"If I test the car for a year I can be quite competitive the next season."
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"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
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"But the thing about bad guys is that they have the biggest bosomed blond, they have great clothes and cars, and get great death scenes."
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"Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork; other times, like a car accident."
Car
"My first four roles were all nice guys, Raggedy Man being one of them."
Being
"Years later I made a movie with Wayne Newton, who has Arabians."
Years
"The point of my explanation is I'm very subjective when it comes to describing my characters: they are all a little bit a part of me from the outside in or the inside out - but to put your mind at ease, I built Paul Snider from the outside in."
Mind
"My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels."
Travel
"Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with."
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"Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking."
Day
"I'm really good with fighting with my feet."
Feet
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