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"Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork; other times, like a car accident."
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"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

"People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy."

"But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house."

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"I'm carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do, I get 'Okaaaaaay, honey.' I remember when I was 18, getting crayons in a restaurant."
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