"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

Comedy, Hate, Humor, Emotion

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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Comedy, Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Life

"Are you out of your goddamn mind? You think we can take on two hundred soldiers? I know I am an extremely attractive man, J, but I am not Bruce Lee."Who's Bruce Lee?"Who's Bruce Lee? Kenji asks, horrified. "Oh my God. We can't even be friends anymore."Why? Was he a friend of yours?"You know what, he says, "just stop. Just-I can't even talk to you right now."

Tahereh Mafi, Iranian Author

Comedy, Humor, Conflict, Absurdity, Dialogue

"I got everybody on my side through comedy."

Ruth Buzzi, American Actress

Comedy,

"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"

Kiera Cass, American Novelist

Comedy, Humor, Patience, Observation, Life

"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."

Todd Barry, American Comedian

Comedy, Road

"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."

Brian Celio, American Novelist

Comedy,

"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed."

Carl Reiner, American Actor

Comedy, Drama

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Comedy, Humor, Accident, Irony, Reading

"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."

Jim Dale, British Musician

Comedy, Singing, Songs

"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

Marcel Proust, French Author

Comedy, Humor, Appearance, Absurdity, Description

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"All people said to genius people which now are famous. "That's a bad idea", "Wow you must be an idiot to do that", "How can you devastate your talant with this comics and writting this??". But look now Stephen King (About the comics and the writting in his book "Writting Memoir and Craft he said that the teacher behaved with him like this way)... About the others, this are other people which this days are famous."

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"What you are good at, you never do it free!"

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"You know, when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been. Then we grow up, and our hearts break in two."Ted Brautigan, Hearts in Atlantis."

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"One cold shower in morning, is a great and unexpected from you."

Life

"All the humanity (Not the people!), are incrediable. What makes them incrediable is the way of thinking, the way of solving!"

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"That's God's will - Lunatic."

Destiny

"I hate today, today is everyday.- I think something is going on most cases I'm wrong others I'm right..."

Life

"As for me horror is the genre which makes my life more interesting, mysteries my life to be something like a riddle which people go and hard go outside...But the music build my personality!"

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