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"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"The world system is employment."
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"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."
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