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"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"The world system is employment."
"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."
"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."
"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
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