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"The concept of absurdity is something I'm attracted to."
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"He was dead. However, his nose throbbed painfully, which he thought odd in the circumstances."
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"Bursar?"Yes, Archchancellor?"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"Me? No, Archchancellor."Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head."
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"It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host's house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid."
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"Sometimes I have believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
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"You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me she has a secret stash of handheld grenade launchers she thought I might want to know about. My response was, 'What the fuck?"
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"In some warped way, having an embalmed body with us made perfect sense."
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"I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister."
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"Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that 'Alice Faye picked a peck of pepper for the poor, piping pig in the purple poke.' Wait-is that not what we're talking about here?"
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"Only by living absurdly is it possible to break out of this infinite absurdity."
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"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."
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"I didn't watch much TV as a kid and I don' t watch it now. I don' t find anything beautiful or unique to the medium, and the only thing you can do on TV that you can't do in film is make a continuing story - which is so cool!"
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"You're right on the money with that. We're all like detectives in life. There's something at the end of the trail that we're all looking for."
Life

"Television provides the opportunity for an ongoing story - the opportunity to meld the cast and the characters and a world, and to spend more time there."
Time

"This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top."
Heart

"My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me."
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"Sex is a doorway to something so powerful and mystical, but movies usually depict it in a completely flat way."
Movies

"The ideas dictate everything, you have to be true to that or you're dead."
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"Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd."
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"The concept of absurdity is something I'm attracted to."
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"I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all."
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