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"The concept of absurdity is something I'm attracted to."
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"He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit.Her nose wrinkled. "Step in something?" she asked innocently. mind was being hit by a cab, then landing on the lap of a naked man. With an erection, Anya. He had an erection."
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"He was dead. However, his nose throbbed painfully, which he thought odd in the circumstances."
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"Bursar?"Yes, Archchancellor?"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?"Me? No, Archchancellor."Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head."
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"Dangerous as a lightning strike, as lethal as a pair of crisscrossing short swords, William whispered, "You're about to find out how your liver tastes, my friend."I have tasted it already, Zacharel said, his voice its usual monotone. The snowflakes began to fall in earnest, tiny at first, but growing in diameter. An arctic wind blustered around him. "It was a bit salty.How the hell was a guy supposed to respond to that?Apparently William didn't know, either, because he gaped at the angel. Then, "Maybe if you added a little pepper?O-kay. It was official. William had an answer for everything."
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"It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host's house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid."
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"The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable."
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"Sometimes I have believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
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"To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake; but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way."
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"You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me she has a secret stash of handheld grenade launchers she thought I might want to know about. My response was, 'What the fuck?"
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"In some warped way, having an embalmed body with us made perfect sense."
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"Somewhere in talking and rehearsing, there is a magical moment where actors catch a current, they're on the right road. If they really catch it, then whatever they do from then on is correct and it all comes out of them from that point on."
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"I didn't watch much TV as a kid and I don' t watch it now. I don' t find anything beautiful or unique to the medium, and the only thing you can do on TV that you can't do in film is make a continuing story - which is so cool!"
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"The concept of absurdity is something I'm attracted to."
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"I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all."
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"You're right on the money with that. We're all like detectives in life. There's something at the end of the trail that we're all looking for."
Life

"Television provides the opportunity for an ongoing story - the opportunity to meld the cast and the characters and a world, and to spend more time there."
Time

"This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top."
Heart

"My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me."
Pretty

"Sex is a doorway to something so powerful and mystical, but movies usually depict it in a completely flat way."
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"The ideas dictate everything, you have to be true to that or you're dead."
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