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"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
Time
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."
People
"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
Listening
"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
Example
""I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"
Language
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."
People
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
Purpose
"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."
Truth
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
America
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."
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"Before the effect one believes in different causes than one does after the effect."
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"They never fail who die in a great cause."
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"The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities."
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"Petroleum is a more likely cause of international conflict than wheat."
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"Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause."
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"Every man is a creative cause of what happens, a primum mobile with an original movement."
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"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason."
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"There is a cause/effect relationship between your investment in yourself and the future you have."
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"Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators."
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"I wanted to cause trouble, but I know now it stays with you."
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