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"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
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"When you see a married couple coming down the street the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one who's mad."
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"She was the most wonderful woman for prowling about the house. How she got from one story to another was a mystery beyond solution. A lady so decorous in herself, and so highly connected, was not to be suspected of dropping over the banisters or sliding down them, yet her extraordinary facility of locomotion suggested the wild idea."
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"I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights."
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"Take a perfect day add six hours of rain and fog and you have instant London."
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"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
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"Their faces were as a rule good-natured rather than beautiful."
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"The bowl is warmer than the soup."
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"No writer has an imaginative power richer than what the streets offer."
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"Good God. Men everywhere."
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"Dickens writes that one of his characters, "listened to everything without seeming to, which showed he understood his business."
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"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."
Life
"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
Car
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
Car
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
Christian
"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
Food
"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
Nothing
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
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"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
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