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"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."
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"The goal of spiritual practice is full recovery, and the only thing you need to recover from is a fractured sense of self."
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"With production alone as the goal, industry in North America was dominated by the assembly line, standardization for mass consumption."
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"Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it."
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"If you consider that a typical Central American consumer earns only a small fraction of an average American worker's wages, it becomes clear that CAFTA's true goal is not to the increase U.S. exports."
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"Goals are not only absolutely necessary to motivate us. They are essential to really keep us alive."
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"I don't set goals for myself too much, but I'm always trying to write that one great song."
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"When your goal is to put on muscle mass you must increase your calorie intake as you increase the activity level being given to the muscle."
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"The person who has the will to undergo all labor may win any goal."
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"The player can only compete with the best internationally when they've committed themselves to this goal. They have to be properly supported until that point."
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"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours."
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"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
Life
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
Family
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
Father
"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."
Day
"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
Daughter
"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
People
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
Change
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
Family
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
Quality
"Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on."
Love
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