"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."

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Dave Eggers, American Writer

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"Well, I mean, to me, I think my ultimate - my ultimate goal is winning championships and - and I understand that me going down as one of the greats will not happen until I, you know, win a championship."

LeBron James, American Athlete

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"What is a goal without a purpose?"

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"In philosophy, it is not the attainment of the goal that matters, it is the things that are met with by the way."

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"As for goals, I don't set myself those anymore. I'm not one of these 'I must have achieved this and that by next year' kind of writers. I take things as they come and find that patience and persistence tend to win out in the end."

Paul Kane, English Writer

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"It is a rare piece of legislation indeed where there is so much agreement about the goals."

Mike Pence, American Politician

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"The goal of spiritual practice is full recovery, and the only thing you need to recover from is a fractured sense of self."

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"It's not my goal to be a famous actor."

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"If you want to accomplish something in the world, idealism is not enough - you need to choose a method that works to achieve the goal."

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"We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as for certain and which has as its highest goal one's own ego and one's own desires."

Joseph Ratzinger, German Clergyman

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"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."

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"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."

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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."

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"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."

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"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."

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"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"

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"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."

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"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."

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"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

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