"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."

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"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."

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"Look down the road I'm traveling and you will see my goal, it's there on the path. Probably closer than it appears. Life tends to roll that way."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"A man without a goal is like a ship without a rudder."

Thomas Carlyle, Scottish Philosopher

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"I think perfect objectivity is an unrealistic goal; fairness, however, is not."

Michael Pollan, American Educator

Goal,

"What is a goal without a purpose?"

J.R. Rim, American Author

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"Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you."

Doug Coupland, Canadian Author

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"Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much importance your girlfriend might still leave you but your goal will definitely come to you."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

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"In this world, there are instruments to acquire instruments; 'here', there is the instrument to attain the Final Goal (Self Realization)."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"Goal..., let's see this year how far I can reach... and the year which is comming it will be a number above the goal number."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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"Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity."

Paul Goodman, American Writer

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"Think for now.... when you reach where you wanted, think there and there and finally you will be there where you wanted."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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Explore more quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."

Family

"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."

Father

"Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on."

Love

"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."

Quality

"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."

People

"It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time."

Time

"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."

Family

"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"

Baby

"If men have a smell it's usually an accident."

Men

"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."

Job