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"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty."
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"Women are clear-headed, they are more creative and for this reason, sometimes, also more fragile."
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"One is not born a woman, but becomes one."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
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"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
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"At the moment of childbirth, every woman has the same aura of isolation, as though she were abandoned, alone."
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"To see a player dunk in women's college basketball is just amazing. It's great to see that the game has reached that level now."
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"The truth is there are two hundred white women raped in America by a black man for every one black woman raped by whites."
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"Forcing women in or near land combat will hurt recruiting, not help."
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"Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions."
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"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
Woman
"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders."
Control
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty."
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"Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing."
Being
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
Love
"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."
People
"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."
Sports
"Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!"
Dance
"A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House."
College
"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes."
Tax
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