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"I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value."
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"You were endowed with the treasure of time so that you could buy greatness with it."
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"There is worth everywhere and in everything we see."
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"The value of a substance is the product of the time spent to achieve it."
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"You are beloved; even if you were the last person on earth, the sun would rise for you."
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"If you want to know the value of half a second, ask the person who came second in a sprint event at the Olympics."
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"Always spend your time adding value to your life."
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"Time is the wealth through which everything comes into existence."
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"Too many people die early, either tragically or natural death, because they did not treat their lives with any sense of value."
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"If your coming into the world was a mistake, then you are the most beautiful error in the universe."
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"Water is gold in the desert."
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"I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film."
Film
"I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate."
Culture
"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
Comedy
"People in New York love having roof parties."
Love
"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."
People
"Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself."
People
"It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me."
Time
"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."
Time
"Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons."
Comedy
"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."
Experience
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