"What a nice night for an evening."

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"What a nice night for an evening."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

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"During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar."

Paul D. Boyer, American Scientist

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"I'm set to have my best year ever: I'm hiring some acts and there will be a show in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening. I'm going to use my theater to its fullest potential."

Mickey Gilley, American Musician

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"My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening; it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark."

William Tyndale, English Clergyman

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"I was taken to concerts when I was six, seven years old, and sat in a box throughout the whole evening."

Kitty Carlisle, American Musician

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"I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes."

Elvis Presley, American Musician

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"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx, American Comedian

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"The attorney general would call at 5 o'clock in the evening and say: 'Tomorrow morning we are going to try to integrate the University of Mississippi. Get us a memo on what we're likely to do, and what we can do if the governor sends the National Guard there.'"

Harold H. Greene, American Judge

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"There's nothing like spending an evening with an audience every night."

John Lithgow, American Actor

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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx, American Comedian

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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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"What a nice night for an evening."

"During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar."

"I'm set to have my best year ever: I'm hiring some acts and there will be a show in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening. I'm going to use my theater to its fullest potential."

"My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening; it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark."

"I was taken to concerts when I was six, seven years old, and sat in a box throughout the whole evening."

"I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"The attorney general would call at 5 o'clock in the evening and say: 'Tomorrow morning we are going to try to integrate the University of Mississippi. Get us a memo on what we're likely to do, and what we can do if the governor sends the National Guard there.'"

"There's nothing like spending an evening with an audience every night."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

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"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."

"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."