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"What a nice night for an evening."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
Press
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"I was taken to concerts when I was six, seven years old, and sat in a box throughout the whole evening."
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Personal Development
"During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar."
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"We are doing what Prince did. Everyone that comes to a show billed as An Evening with Journey will get our new CD. We figured that is our best store because they are our biggest fans."
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Personal Development
"My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening; it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark."
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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
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Personal Development
"I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes."
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Personal Development
"What a nice night for an evening."
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Personal Development
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
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Personal Development
"Throughout the evening I would be recording these long saxophone delays and about four hours into the concert, if I wanted to take a break I would just play back the saxophone."
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"There's nothing like spending an evening with an audience every night."
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