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Steven Wright

"What a nice night for an evening."

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"Throughout the evening I would be recording these long saxophone delays and about four hours into the concert, if I wanted to take a break I would just play back the saxophone."

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"During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar."

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"I'm set to have my best year ever: I'm hiring some acts and there will be a show in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening. I'm going to use my theater to its fullest potential."

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"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

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"I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes."

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"I was taken to concerts when I was six, seven years old, and sat in a box throughout the whole evening."

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"The attorney general would call at 5 o'clock in the evening and say: 'Tomorrow morning we are going to try to integrate the University of Mississippi. Get us a memo on what we're likely to do, and what we can do if the governor sends the National Guard there.'"

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"We are doing what Prince did. Everyone that comes to a show billed as An Evening with Journey will get our new CD. We figured that is our best store because they are our biggest fans."

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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

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"My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening; it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark."

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