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"What a nice night for an evening."
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"Throughout the evening I would be recording these long saxophone delays and about four hours into the concert, if I wanted to take a break I would just play back the saxophone."

"During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes."

"The attorney general would call at 5 o'clock in the evening and say: 'Tomorrow morning we are going to try to integrate the University of Mississippi. Get us a memo on what we're likely to do, and what we can do if the governor sends the National Guard there.'"

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening; it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot."


"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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