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"What a nice night for an evening."
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"I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes."

"My overcoat is worn out; my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening; it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"The attorney general would call at 5 o'clock in the evening and say: 'Tomorrow morning we are going to try to integrate the University of Mississippi. Get us a memo on what we're likely to do, and what we can do if the governor sends the National Guard there.'"

"Throughout the evening I would be recording these long saxophone delays and about four hours into the concert, if I wanted to take a break I would just play back the saxophone."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
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"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?""


"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."


"When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety."


"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
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