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"Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner."
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"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."
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"Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier."
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"Her chances of a decent marriage were about to be dashed-and all because of a ferret."
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"Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance."
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"Marriage is a million piece puzzle, a pristine and exciting pursuit at the beginning that gradually becomes a daunting task, usually more challenging than anticipated. It is only those truly committed to solving that puzzle who witness in the end the miraculous outcome of every tiny piece laid out and pressed together in an inspiring and envious creation-a treasure only time, resoluteness, and perseverance could create."
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"Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage."
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"Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage."
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"What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married."
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"Any good marriage is secret territory, a necessary white space on society's map. What others don't know about it is what makes it yours."
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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage

"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."
Mother

"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
Age

"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old

"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."
Care

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
Car

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Dogs

"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet

"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
Office
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