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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes, and a vehicle often helps to do that. I have a relationship to car culture. It isn't really about loving cars. It's sort of about needing them."
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"I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 people dead in a day, both Americans and Iraqis."
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"It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership."
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"Once when I was 16 I had my car taken away from me for being past curfew. Oh, and I said a bad word once, and I actually did get my mouth washed out with soap."
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Explore more quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
Funny

"The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not."
Being

"The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood."
Culture

"Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time."
Philosophy

"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. The people who get on in this world are they who get up and look for the circumstances they want and if they can't find them make them."
Motivation

"You have learned something. That always feels at first as if you had lost something."
Learning

"What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattery."
Values

"A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere - no right to live. Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift to articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton..."
Communication

"A man's interest in the world is only the overflow from his interest in himself."
Self

"It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman despise him."
Society
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