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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

"A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up."

"I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems."

"A guy came to the shop every day. A lot of guys put the foam like stuff that forms to you, kinda like the Indy car guys run. He fitted it up and it felt real good, so we're going to try to run it."

"Why do people talk of the horrors of old age? It's great. I feel like a fine old car with the parts gradually wearing out, but I'm not complaining,... Those who find growing old terrible are people who haven't done what they wanted with their lives."

"I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car."

"I get appalled when I see good drivers being left on the sidelines because they haven't come up with the half million to a million to put themselves in a competitive car."

"Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike."
Explore more quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future."

"This is true joy of life-being used for a purpose that is recognized by yourself as a mighty one ... instead of being a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy."

"An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it."

"Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me."

"What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which he habitually acts."

"There is, on the whole, nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. To begin with, it is a prison. But in some respects more cruel than a prison. In a prison, for instance, you are not forced to read books written by the warders and the governor. . . .In the prison you are not forced to sit listening to turnkeys discoursing without charm or interest on subjects that they don't understand and don't care about, and therefore incapable of making you understand or care about. In a prison they may torture your body; but they do not torture your brains."

"I finished my first book seventy-six years ago. I offered it to every publisher on the English-speaking earth I had ever heard of. Their refusals were unanimous: and it did not get into print until, fifty years later; publishers would publish anything that had my name on it."

"Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not."
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