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Janet Evanovich

"Calories don't count if they're connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this."

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"Calories don't count if they're connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this."

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"Living simply makes loving simple."

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"You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it's an art form that benefits everyone."

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"My passionate leisure pursuit are reading, wondering and writing."

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"Food is not simply organic fuel to keep body and soul together, it is a perishable art that must be savoured at the peak of perfection."

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"Enjoy yourself drink call the life you live today your own-but only that the rest belongs to chance."

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"An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect."

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"Downsizing means you're about to become the guest of honor at a going-away party."

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"I went to sit in the bus station and think this over. I ate another apple pie and ice cream; that'spractically all I ate all the way across the country, I knew it was nutritious and it was delicious, ofcourse."

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"A fashionable milieu is one in which everybody's opinion is made up of the opinion of all the others. Has everybody a different opinion? Then it is a literary milieu."

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"Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club"."

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"My father hired you to protect me,' Ahmed said, 'not to go off chasing men.' Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on the Taurus. 'We think this guy killed Fred.' 'Who's Fred?' 'My uncle,' I told him. 'He's married to Mabel.' 'Ah so you're avenging a murder in the family. This is a good thing."
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"I wasn't sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others."
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"I like the way you've let your hair go curly,' he finally said. 'Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,'Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum."
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"Aren't you something,' Grandma said. 'I never saw a midget up close.' 'Little person,' Briggs said. 'And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either."
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"Nice dress. Take it off."
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"Almost everybody I know has died, Grandma said. 'Bunch of wimps."
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"My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco."
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"There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls."
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"So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?''Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the owner will try to get it back."
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"If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office."
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