"War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can."

Humor, War, Smile

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"War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can."

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"If one has to submit it is wasteful not to do so with the best grace possible."

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"This is no war of chieftains or of princes, of dynasties or national ambition; it is a war of peoples and of causes. There are vast numbers, not only in this Island but in every land, who will render faithful service in this war, but whose names will never be known, whose deeds will never be recorded. This is a War of the Unknown Warriors."

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