"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

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"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

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"There are a number of things wrong with Washington. One of them is that everyone is too far from home."

Dwight D. Eisenhower, American President

Home, Washington, Wrong

"Home was not a perfect place. But it was the only home they had and they could hope to make it better."

Dean Koontz, American Author

Home, Imperfection, Hope, Acceptance

"Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home."

James Joyce, Irish Novelist

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"A house isn't a home without the ineffable contentment of a cat with its tail folded about its feet. A cat gives mystery, charm, suggestion."

L. M. Montgomery, Canadian Author

Home, Comfort, Cats, Mystery

"My tent doesn't look like much but, as an estate agent might say, "It is air-conditioned and has exceptional location."

Fennel Hudson, British Author

Home, Comfort, Location, Life

"Home is where they want you to stay longer."

Stephen King, American Author

Home, Belonging, Truth, Attachment

"Charity begins at home, but should not end there."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

Home, Charity, End

"A house from which nobody ever went away without feeling better in some way. A house in which there was always laughter."

L. M. Montgomery, Canadian Author

Home, Joy, Kindness, Laughter

"Home was wherever they were together, and it felt good."

Kenneth Eade, American Author

Home, Love, Comfort, Belonging

"Home was truly the best place he could possibly be, but, alas, was not an available option."

Kenneth Eade, American Author

Home, Loss, Longing, Belonging

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"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."

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"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."

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"There are a number of things wrong with Washington. One of them is that everyone is too far from home."

"Home was not a perfect place. But it was the only home they had and they could hope to make it better."

"Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home."

"A house isn't a home without the ineffable contentment of a cat with its tail folded about its feet. A cat gives mystery, charm, suggestion."

"My tent doesn't look like much but, as an estate agent might say, "It is air-conditioned and has exceptional location."

"Home is where they want you to stay longer."

"Charity begins at home, but should not end there."

"A house from which nobody ever went away without feeling better in some way. A house in which there was always laughter."

"Home was wherever they were together, and it felt good."

"Home was truly the best place he could possibly be, but, alas, was not an available option."

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"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."

"Do you know it was a year a ago today?"

"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"

"I was born nine months premature."

"People read me but they don't subscribe."

"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."

"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."

"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."