"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

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"If the preservation of the home means the enslavement of women, economically or morally, then we had better break it."

Agnes Macphail, Canadian Politician

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"I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight."

Sally Quinn, American Journalist

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"But, you know, you can't be a star at home."

Jim Carrey, Canadian Comedian

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"It's so worth-while being a judge, because, if I make good, I can help prove that a woman's place is as much on the bench, in City Council, or in Congress, as in the home."

Florence E. Allen, American Judge

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"They called to tell me that I was going to be returning to RAW. I left immediately to run home and tell Jackie. She said, I have some news for you-I'm expecting."

Charlie Haas, American Athlete

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Pearl S. Buck, American Novelist

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"I'm still really close with everyone at home and their parents - and their brothers and sisters. I was so, so, so lucky to grow up as part of a community and I don't take that for granted. I try very hard to stay part of it."

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Mickey Mantle, American Athlete

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"I'm very attached to Paris because I have a base there and am also recording there, but New York is home to me when I'm in the U.S., because it's nice to have a bed to go back to."

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"I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight."

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"I'm still really close with everyone at home and their parents - and their brothers and sisters. I was so, so, so lucky to grow up as part of a community and I don't take that for granted. I try very hard to stay part of it."

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