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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."
"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."
"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
Explore more quotes by Bruce McCulloch
"However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once."
"To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought."
"I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time."
"I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material."
"Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record."
"I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy."
"But after this last year and dealing with the studio, the rest of us are closer than we've ever been."
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