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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"
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"I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time."


"To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought."


"I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it."


"Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record."


"I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material."


"But we wanted to work in a way we never had, which was write everything together. We had to face each other in the same creative room, which gets tougher as you get older, because you don't want to be confrontational."


"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."


"Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done."
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