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"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
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"Luck is a dance of possibilities and opportunities."
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"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect."
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"We could use some good luck. That doesn't mean we'll get it."
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"Sheer luck. I was lucky to have been born with cheekbones."
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"...luck is not to be coerced."
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"Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes."
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"A broken mirror is good luck if you want it to be."
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"Luck affects everything. Let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least expect it there will be a fish."
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"Luck is a word devoid of sense nothing can exist without a cause."
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"Good luck' is like the shadow of a tree, for some time it gives comfort to a traveler but it doesn't go ahead with a traveler."
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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Birthday
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
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