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John Callahan

"This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section."

John Callahan, American Actor
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"If I knew what two and two were " I would say Four!"

Idries Shah, Indian Author
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist
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