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"My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend."
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"A boy is not free to find a partner of his own as long as he must be the partner to his mother."
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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."
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"A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for."
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"When my mother signed at MGM, that was the only kind of contract you could sign. There was no such thing as an independent agent."
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"My mother taught me to read."
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"So, babies are taken from their mothers because they get temporarily insane and it's not the mother's fault. This is the thing: they shouldn't feel ashamed. They didn't cause this. It is not something they did to themselves."
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"My mother had lots and lots of children who didn't survive."
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"My mother was a phoenix who always expected to rise from the ashes of her latest disaster. She loved being Judy Garland."
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"My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store."
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"My mother wanted me to be a concert pianist."
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"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
Age
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
Wife
"Life is just a bowl of pits."
Life
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
Home
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
Wife
"One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control."
Control
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
Opinion
"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
Pet
"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."
Blind
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